I see you
won that prize – the supermarket sweep.
Yes, sounds better than it was.
How’s that.
They only gave me one minute! Sixty seconds and the aisles
are a mile long.
I’d have gone for the booze, and the meat fridges.
Yeah, but I don’t drink much and the freezer’s already
full.
So what did you get?
Cat food – the pouches. They cost a bloody fortune, so I
stacked boxes of 48 high as I could, a bit risky though.
How risky?
Well, the cats are getting on. I only hope they live long enough to eat the stuff.
[A one-hundred-word story – 7 May 2026]
